YOU ARE MIKE STRUTTER!!!

Step up and take charge of the all-new Struttergear Shitstick*... one of Struttergear's latest labour saving products. See how many motherfuckers you can cover in dogshit whilst at the same time unleashing your own sardonic barrage of verbal abuse!

Good luck shit-flingers!

*Please be patient whilst the game loads. It contains a large number of audio samples and photo-real graphics. You will also need the latest version of the Flash player to play this game.